Going through old age can be very stressing for some people. The bad news is that its inevitable but the good news is that here are some really Funny Quotes about Life and old age to help you get through it with a smile.
“Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.” – Leon Trotsky
“Few people know how to be old.” – François de la Rochefoucauld
“Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.” – John Wagner
“I guess I don’t mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old.” – Peter Gabriel
“Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten.” – Anonymous
“The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines.” – Plato
“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re abroad, there’s nothing you can do.” – Golda Meir
I think that there is something to be gained from every different period in a persons life, from when they’re young, right up until they are old, if they’re lucky enough to get to that age. Here are some more Short Funny Quotes about Life that are essentially about ageing.
“Old age takes away what we’ve inherited and gives us what we’ve earned.” – Gerald Brenan
“Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant’s outnumber your friends.” – Ogden Nash
“At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.” – Anonymous
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” – Anonymous
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
“Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.” – Leon Trotsky
“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” – Madeleine L’Engle
“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative.” – Maurice Chevalier
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